Kirstjen Nielsen Gets Deported from the White House | The Daily Show

  • Publicerades den 9 dagar sedan

    The Daily Show with Trevor NoahThe Daily Show with Trevor Noah

    Varaktighet: 7:04

    Donald Trump purges the Department of Homeland Security, firing Secret Service chief Randolph Alles and forcing DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen to resign after they failed to see eye-to-eye on immigration.
    Subscribe to The Daily Show:
    sefilms.net/ch-UCwWhs_6x42TyRM4Wstoq8HA
    Follow The Daily Show:
    Twitter: twitter.com/TheDailyShow
    Facebook: facebook.com/thedailyshow
    Instagram: instagram.com/thedailyshow
    Watch full episodes of The Daily Show for free: www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah/full-episodes
    Follow Comedy Central:
    Twitter: twitter.com/ComedyCentral
    Facebook: facebook.com/ComedyCentral
    Instagram: instagram.com/comedycentral
    About The Daily Show:
    Trevor Noah and The World's Fakest News Team tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and pop culture.
    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

skye fire
skye fire

I wonder how Sarah Huckabee Sanders will react if Trump cuts her loose. Will she then say Trump is an ASSHOLE and a CROOK.

3 timmar sedan
ShadowFoxSF
ShadowFoxSF

Is there some way we can convince Trump to fire all of his secret service at the same time... then just watch what happens when he is out of the country without them?

4 timmar sedan
BIG Stick
BIG Stick

A show only basement dwelling gamers will watch.. Hope you see what you haven't been told... Bye, Bye Mainstream!! The worm is about to turn!!

6 timmar sedan
Benjamin Orchard
Benjamin Orchard

President Donald Trump, speaking at a White House conference to promote the program, said governors in all 50 states and U.S. territories had designated 8,700 neighborhoods as Opportunity Zones, making these economically depressed areas eligible to be used for the federal tax incentives. The program was included in the $1.5 trillion tax cut legislation that Trump pushed through Congress in 2017. The new Opportunity Zones were set up to enable private investors to re-invest profits into designated areas. The investor can get a tax benefit by deferring their capital gains taxes invested in the zones until 2026. They also get a discount of up to 15% on the capital gains profits invested in the zones and pay no capital gains taxes on investments in the zones held for at least 10 years. What a GREAT President!

16 timmar sedan
Crow Aquino
Crow Aquino

Honestly i feel bad for neilson. If you watch interviews congress gave her, you can see in her micro reactions heavily point to guilt, at one point she looks like she might cry. I could be wrong, but Her specialty before working for trump was cyber security. I kinda feel like she got roped into it, but she played along with it. Play in trouble, lay in trouble, sorry lady.

18 timmar sedan
Diana Italy
Diana Italy

Yo that last meme reference was fire! Hahah "LET ME IIIIIIIIIN!"

18 timmar sedan
Mysterzia S
Mysterzia S

Trevor is so funny

Dag sedan
Trevor Clark
Trevor Clark

When did comedy shows become political, cant we take a fking break from this sh!t for an hour.

Dag sedan
Elita Ali
Elita Ali

"Its me! Let me in!" 😂😂😂

2 dagar sedan
Dom Brunelli
Dom Brunelli

From an old Paul Simon song:  " The Statue of Liberty sailing  away  to sea..."

2 dagar sedan
Brix Ferera
Brix Ferera

wont be surprised if the replacement conducts lynching and public executions at the border just to please this demented pervert TRUMP

2 dagar sedan
Ronald Harback
Ronald Harback

What? Is he beating off the zoo again?

2 dagar sedan
Benjamin Sandoval
Benjamin Sandoval

Trump There Are White Supremacist Who Have Tattoos On Their Face Get Them Out Of The Country .

2 dagar sedan
Daivd Rothchild
Daivd Rothchild

This is no laughing matter decent human beings that are being tortured and treated like animals enough seen enough with this fucking shower head of a resident somebody needs to do something about this fucking idiot Sony a matter of time before somebody squares off

2 dagar sedan
Pom Kittipat
Pom Kittipat

F... Even people in White House .

3 dagar sedan
Foxy-CAM TV
Foxy-CAM TV

Whoa dude..he is playing a president like he's in a movie.That explains a lot.

3 dagar sedan
B. Stone
B. Stone

Was it as Mitt Romney suggested, and she...self-deported?

3 dagar sedan
Dee Scott
Dee Scott

Throw a Tumble weed on top of your head🤣

3 dagar sedan
Marv VanAlstine
Marv VanAlstine

His voice is melting my mind [trump]

3 dagar sedan
Joel Wateres-muddy
Joel Wateres-muddy

Is it possible to avoid using video clips of Trump or possibly change his hateful voice to Elmer Fudd, a valley girl, Mickey Mouse your choice. I find seeing and hearing his hateful voice revolting and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only American suffering from his malignant normality form of reality

3 dagar sedan
justin zhu
justin zhu

90% of people coming across the border are NOT refugees, they are economic migrants. They need to wait in line like everyone else that lives in a poor country. My family and I did it, so they need to do it as well. This is ONLY Fair.

3 dagar sedan
Handsome MAGA Fucktard
Handsome MAGA Fucktard

We need to stock the Rio Grande with alligators/crocodiles. How awesome would that be?

3 dagar sedan
L Magee
L Magee
Joseph M
Joseph M

Another suck up out of the swamp

4 dagar sedan
Larry Stevens
Larry Stevens

Regarding immigration, DC Fats acts like the country is one of his grossly overrated kitschy resorts and he's the bloated overfed owner and proprietor standing behind the front desk turning people away, with that squinty eyed petulant smirk on his face, while waving his widdle index fingers. It's only a matter of time before the Treasonous Bloviating Bag of Ass Wind signs an Executive Order re-naming the country as "The United States of Amar-a-Largo." He'll of course affix it with with his yuge signature that looks like something scrawled by an attention seeking hyperactive five year old Drama Queen who stole a black magic marker from the teacher's desk. Then he'll hit the road so he can brag about it at a Hillbilly Nuremberg rally - working up the crowd of CroMAGAtards and genetically compromised bullies, stooges, yahoos and fools with one of his rambling diatribes comprised of the usual number of baseless insults and accusations, incoherent gibberish and narcissistic preening - all delivered through his puckered gob that looks like the mouth of a poison spitting homunculus (Look up the YouTube video for a "poison spitting homunculus" if you don't believe me). "Orinj" is the New Horrible. Resist the idiokeptocracy.

4 dagar sedan
marblegrimes 1962
marblegrimes 1962

We might have to believe Trump, because if there is one thing he knows about is scams, his university, his charity, etc.etc,etc.

4 dagar sedan
Barbara Pisarski
Barbara Pisarski

Grab a tumbleweed! love it! lol

4 dagar sedan
enrique iglesias heartbeat
enrique iglesias heartbeat

Genius idea....!!!! "it's MEEEEEEEE...!! Let MEEE IN...!!"

4 dagar sedan
JayOh AcheEn
JayOh AcheEn

You know what would be a good joke I just thought of? What if Mexico build a wall!!!!!??????

4 dagar sedan
On Location Kats 2 Reviews and Fan Films (weirdkitty07)
On Location Kats 2 Reviews and Fan Films (weirdkitty07)

Immigrants dressed as trump would blow his mind. Ha haa! Central casting. What?

4 dagar sedan
bimguff
bimguff

Jesus H Christ trump is a goddamn psycho.

4 dagar sedan
Daniel Walters
Daniel Walters

2020's"lock her up"... to the Hague... to the Hague

4 dagar sedan
RIchard Davidson
RIchard Davidson

Trump the toilet cleaner

4 dagar sedan
P4OUR
P4OUR

People that look like they should be fighting in UFC does not mean they are bad? UFC fighters can't stop bullets either. THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T BELIEVE THEM? Believing them isn't a reason anyway! Like his judgment is right? Let us go through how many people have been through his office! JUDGEMENT IS NOT HIS DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC, EITHER!

4 dagar sedan
Camren Mugabe
Camren Mugabe

2:20 So Kristen Nielsen was not enough of a racist bitch to be considered worthy of being a part of the Trump administration? I thought being cruel even casually cruel was good enough to join the Trump administration. 😒🤔🤔

4 dagar sedan
Camren Mugabe
Camren Mugabe

1:22 Damn Trevor you savage! 🤣🤣

4 dagar sedan
Mike Wazoskiii
Mike Wazoskiii

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn

4 dagar sedan
K C
K C

There is a God... thank you....

4 dagar sedan
Elizabeth Williamson
Elizabeth Williamson

Lemmon where did you get your journalistic license. You're gone to far now. Won't watch, bye

4 dagar sedan
Gordon Anderson
Gordon Anderson

Nothing anyone in the USA would be more important to stopping the refugees and illegals coming to the border, than to help all these countries stop the drug gangs and their massive killings; what the USA/CIA "Deaths Squads" taught them to do. We could take over half Drug lords biz, and profits, away in 1 day, with National Legalization of Cannabis. Yes  we Cannabis!

4 dagar sedan
ForeverMe543
ForeverMe543

What evil people, truly evil.

4 dagar sedan
Tripod Threefoot
Tripod Threefoot

Anyone remember Adolf Hitler? He wanted only people who looked like him also, well not exactly like him, it would have been stupid if everyone carry that silly moustache. But you get the idea!

5 dagar sedan
L L
L L

Can't Stand this man!!! UGH!

5 dagar sedan
negra lopez
negra lopez

What an asshole. Dump is in a category all by himself. I ran out of words it’s been a extremely long almost 4 yrs

5 dagar sedan
chibangin007
chibangin007

I want trump dead on live tv!

5 dagar sedan
Vicki Ross Tudor
Vicki Ross Tudor

Vile woman be gone!

5 dagar sedan
Liang Jiang
Liang Jiang

Trump promised to get hard on immigration when he was running for the presidency, and he got elected, no matter how you hate him, he was elected, and he is keeping his word, citizens of the US are responsible for this.

5 dagar sedan
Sierra Louder
Sierra Louder

I live in Tampa Florida why the fuck did I see a boarder patrol officer today? I’m starting to get scared of internment cities popping up. “Sanctuary”

5 dagar sedan
Vanessa
Vanessa

central casting as the villain

5 dagar sedan
Hallands Menved
Hallands Menved

Vitriolic lies are spewing out of this disgusting, twisted dimbulb. What a sad spectacle...

5 dagar sedan
Hallands Menved
Hallands Menved

All involved with the treasonous cabale to fraudulently remove a duly elected president needs to be not just fired, but prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. How else would the swamp be drained? Such subversion must never be repeated. The countermeasures should therefo be prohibitive. But I guess I'm in the twilight zone of eternal denial? Brennan, Clapper, Obama, Lynch, Strzock, Lisa Page, Comey aso didn't do nothing illegal, right?

5 dagar sedan
Ad Affa
Ad Affa

She was a witch who jailed kids.

5 dagar sedan
Jaime Emerson
Jaime Emerson

I hope she writes a book.

5 dagar sedan
MrRuss10000
MrRuss10000

A thankless tough Job .. Put in someone like me .. Shut down the dam mIleage B.S

5 dagar sedan
mw izzie
mw izzie

I learn a lot from your channel. Don't watch tv lol

5 dagar sedan
mw izzie
mw izzie

So sad guys.

5 dagar sedan
John Green
John Green

Look another dumb brutha.

6 dagar sedan
blueberries rasberries
blueberries rasberries

Since so many Republicans have evil hearts I no longer hate Trump being the president. Trump is tearing American good image to pieces. If Putin can be happy, so can we, outside US just enjoy the show.

6 dagar sedan
Dorinda George
Dorinda George

It is not the policy of this country that we let people get to come here an take advantage of our system because the Obama’s opened the floodgates for people to just shove their kid across the border and lay down and or crawl across the border to acclaim asylum. Crazy! I agree with Trump.....these certain people are some of them VERY DANGEROUS!!! We don’t and should not let them in without proper investigations being done!! No one should’ve allowed anyone through without that. God only knows what kind of people we have here because the floodgates were opened. And I would love to know since that’s happened how much per year since then has been spend compared to before these people came here! Our country can’t carry all these people on our backs! Americans are not happy about this!! Period! Make - AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!

6 dagar sedan
Kate
Kate

He is fucking evil

6 dagar sedan
OhPlease a
OhPlease a

i love the way private dump is so focused on looks. So ..... everyone is going to be orange next election .. hail king orange dump.

6 dagar sedan
Maxence R
Maxence R

Central Casting... Yeah, in Idiocracy maybe!

6 dagar sedan
mike carson
mike carson

her legacy will be putting Mexican children in cages and then looking stupid eating at a Mexican restaurant.

6 dagar sedan
Calvin C
Calvin C

Who ever wrote that cat anus joke should be fired...

6 dagar sedan
Aaron Cartlidge
Aaron Cartlidge

Trump's obsession with Central Casting explains all the 'acting' positions in the White House.

6 dagar sedan
Ben M
Ben M

Steven Miller's hand is so far up trump, and trump is liking it very very much

6 dagar sedan
John Humphrys
John Humphrys

They already reached mexico that is there asylum country.mexico is there new homeland now they can wave there mexico flag.

6 dagar sedan
Debra Williams
Debra Williams

BROKEN CONDOM CSI CRIME SUSPECT CRIMINAL LYING LEADER OF USA

6 dagar sedan
Debra Williams
Debra Williams

DOWN SYNDROME FACE CSI CRIME SUSPECT CRIMINAL LEADER OF USA DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IS JOB SECURITY OR HE WOULD NOT HIGHER HIS CRIMINAL REPUBLICANS THEN FIRE THEM OR FORCE HIS CRIMINALS TO RESIGN BLOODY MORON NEEDS TO GO TO SCHOOL

6 dagar sedan
Debra Williams
Debra Williams

SATAN THE CSI CRIME SUSPECT CRIMINAL LEADER OF USA, HE CARES HOW U LOOK... DAMN IDIOT DOWN SYNDROME FACE.

6 dagar sedan
Debra Williams
Debra Williams

THIS CSI CRIME SUSPECT 45TH THE CRIMINAL WANTS TO STOP ASYLUM WHICH IS A CRIMINAL ACT TO AMERICA CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS..

6 dagar sedan
Amosa Farani
Amosa Farani

Baby shatk

6 dagar sedan
IxDxGxAxFxWxYxS
IxDxGxAxFxWxYxS

Trump ruin Kirestjen So sad very sad. but she knew what she was getting her self into. Everyone that jumps in with trump. will face some sort shame or ruins. The followers are just as evil "stating" Whos Jesus and God. Trump is our God.. Some say to go to the border and start shooting mexican at their kneecaps. To be dirty just like they did the blacks..Im disgusted how America is turning out to be. Breaks my heart

6 dagar sedan
IxDxGxAxFxWxYxS
IxDxGxAxFxWxYxS

Trump ruin Kirestjen So sad very sad. but she knew what she was getting her self into. Everyone that jumps in with trump. will face some sort shame or ruins. The followers are just as evil "stating" Whos Jesus and God. Trump is our God.. Some say to go to the border and start shooting mexican at their kneecaps. To be dirty just like they did the blacks..Im disgusted how America is turning out to be. Breaks my heart

6 dagar sedan
Rasheed Al-Nimr Al-Adab Siz Al-Muqrif
Rasheed Al-Nimr Al-Adab Siz Al-Muqrif

Why don't you do more comedy about South Africa? Tell us about the names that include exclamation marks!😂😂😂

6 dagar sedan
Stephanie S
Stephanie S

What is central casting? Im guess its a show biz thing? Is it a club? An agency?

6 dagar sedan
Thomas Panto
Thomas Panto

Trump is a scam attacking Humanity in his untreated paranoia

6 dagar sedan
grigoriisi1
grigoriisi1

They must have some knew writers or something, this clips are getting funnier lately.

6 dagar sedan
Akym Rinkovsky
Akym Rinkovsky

Hello Trevor ~ Trump a tough guy lol. Oh please he is such a pussy. Want evidence okay, he is known for screening you've fired on his TV show. Right, so let's examine that shall we. First we got Rex Tillerson, who found out he was fired from someone else. General Mattis aka Mad Dog who found out while he was overseas cause trump would have balls to fire him face to face. Of course we got James Comey the same thing. Not face to face. And did you know that Reince Priebus was taken on a car ride in DC, told he along with 3 others. That they going out to eat, so they pull over and Reince gets out of the car and the three take off. Leave him standing there alone. That's how he got fired ~ Now if those examples are not the definition of pussy man what IS? LOL I'm just saying you know 😅 I call them as they are "TAUTOLOGY" Dump trump

6 dagar sedan
Warren Muller
Warren Muller

When they are coming to get you in a horror movie 6:48

6 dagar sedan
Krys Williams
Krys Williams

I'm still a bit focused on the fact Trump bullied the man whose job was to protect him. Does he think himself untouchable?

6 dagar sedan
Clarissa O'Neill
Clarissa O'Neill

this one was ACID

6 dagar sedan
Arthur Toppan
Arthur Toppan

Trump is a Russian asset. He should be lynched for being a traitor of the american people!

6 dagar sedan
TraviTrail
TraviTrail

Trevor Noah is a fucking joke...he's so fucking jealous of the whites because he will never be one....lol #BLACKLIVESAREPATHETIC #BEGGARS #THIEVINGMONKEYS

6 dagar sedan
Patricia Hyland
Patricia Hyland

LOL!!😂😂😂

6 dagar sedan
Daffy Duck
Daffy Duck

Easy when other's write your joke's and you can't come up with your own material!ps go back to south Africa please!

6 dagar sedan
gene bo
gene bo

Fake report shit, the hilarious Last bit shd been R J standing by bed, half sheet other half drapep over smiling sated wife, crossed arm frowning man R J. "And you think J.Smoll got off --Fake report in hand--Decent close with R J in bed though.

6 dagar sedan
Marie K
Marie K

He's nothing but a pure evil he will have a stroke and kaput. The blonde cruella will never find a decent job people will remember her as the one who caged children. What goes around comes around.

6 dagar sedan
Ruth Aguilera
Ruth Aguilera

Can someone check Donald trumps blood and please tell me he’s not in drugs? Or drunk?😳

6 dagar sedan
Elizabeth Miller
Elizabeth Miller

I tuned in to see.DISGUSTING

6 dagar sedan
K`La Z
K`La Z

Trump is a little bitch ......

6 dagar sedan
K`La Z
K`La Z

Lmaooo

6 dagar sedan
John Abbott
John Abbott

Trevor is such a GIANT LEAP BACKWARDS from Jon Stewart. Liberals keep laughing. Trump keeps winning. Keep it up, dummies. We'll run the country while you write jokes about it.

7 dagar sedan
STREETBUM
STREETBUM

Oh ya just let them in, no American will never know the word free from work, you will all work until you die to support this socialist program that only benefits the beneficiaries of such programs. Look at the players helping to steal your tax dollar and throw you in debt until grave. it's about moving the goal line further up the age limit so you will never draw benefits from working. It's a COMMEE scheme to keep you in chains, through life to death. HELLO HELLO

7 dagar sedan
norocosul33
norocosul33

Put the army with loaded guns to protect the borders, and nobody will get inside.

7 dagar sedan
lisa hobbs
lisa hobbs

Trevor!!!!! ♥️♥️🤣😂👍🏼

7 dagar sedan
Quran channel
Quran channel

Allah said in the Quran : (77) Does man not consider that We created him from a [mere] sperm-drop - then at once he is a clear adversary? (78) And he presents for Us an example and forgets his [own] creation. He says, "Who will give life to bones while they are disintegrated?" (79) Say, "He will give them life who produced them the first time; and He is, of all creation, Knowing." (80) [It is] He who made for you from the green tree, fire, and then from it you ignite. (81) Is not He who created the heavens and the earth Able to create the likes of them? Yes, [it is so]; and He is the Knowing Creator. (82) His command is only when He intends a thing that He says to it, "Be," and it is. (83) So exalted is He in whose hand is the realm of all things, and to Him you will be returned. Soura Yassin.

7 dagar sedan
David Woodford
David Woodford

Keep it up!!

7 dagar sedan
Boris B
Boris B

1:20 What the bleep was that?

7 dagar sedan
Justo Torres
Justo Torres

Well yeah in case a person's aspirations to become a famous rapper or UFC fighter doesn't pan out .I wouldn't recommend a face tattoo if one plans on landing a decent backup job.

7 dagar sedan

Nästa

Marvel Studios’ Avengers: Endgame | “Awesome” TV Spot

0:31

Rebuilding A Wrecked Lamborghini Huracan Part 12

21:18

Trump Dodges Questions on Mueller, Tax Returns, WikiLeaks: A Closer Look

14:29

Big Little Allies | The Daily Show

20:27

Big Little Allies | The Daily Show

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

visningar 3 100 000

Mike Pence: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

20:27

Mike Pence: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

LastWeekTonight

visningar 13 000 000

Miami’s Spring Break Problem | The Daily Show

04:45

Miami’s Spring Break Problem | The Daily Show

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

visningar 1 700 000

Don't Even Try To Out Stupid Donald Trump

05:41

Don't Even Try To Out Stupid Donald Trump

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

visningar 3 800 000

Fake Melania, Tim Apple & Trump’s Six Degrees of Corruption | The Daily Show

06:20

"I'M COMING TOO:WHO'S PERFUME IS THAT"

3:27

Carrot Top - Losing Your Props in a Fire - This Is Not Happening

10:58

EXPENSIVE FAILS! | Break it, You BUY It! | AFV 2019

10:09

EXPENSIVE FAILS! | Break it, You BUY It! | AFV 2019

America's Funniest Home Videos

visningar 136 227

Assange Arrested and Charged with Conspiracy | The Daily Show

6:49

Assange Arrested and Charged with Conspiracy | The Daily Show

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

visningar 1 904 044

Si enchufe fuera... 3

3:48

Si enchufe fuera... 3

enchufetv

visningar 2 909 103

Betty en NY | Capítulo 49 | Telemundo

22:16

Tragic Details About Kevin Hart

4:26

Tragic Details About Kevin Hart

Nicki Swift

visningar 44 272